33 weeks

Missing when my bump was cute... I am gaining weight rapidly now!  

How far along? 33 weeks. I accidently put 23 weeks in the title of this post and in the answer to this question... and then I put 32 weeks... and then I realized I was 33.  Shows how unbelievable it is that we have made it this far!
What's happening with  baby? Welp, she should be about the size of a pineapple right now. I saw her eyes open on the last ultrasound, so she's definitely watching...something. Her hands, maybe? They have been in front of her face for like, 20 weeks, completely ruining any chance of getting a good 3d shot of her (and we've tried to - at least once a week, sometimes twice).
Total weight gain: I weigh a whopping 120 now, making that 18 pounds of weight gain total. I made a joke about being a whale, but Tim made sure to correct me and tell me I'm only a hippo. Can someone help me put on my shoes?
Maternity clothes?  Yes, and yoga pants = my life.
Stretch marks? Schnope. I thought I found a couple the other day in the shower but it turned out to just be red marks from my shirt bunching up funny when I was sleeping.
Sleep: Hubby came home with toilet paper yesterday and told me that he just "had a feeling" I needed more. Enough said.
Miss Anything? Okay, NOW I am really missing alcohol.  I want to go out like a grown up!  I need tequila, wine, and pancake shots pronto.
Difficulties this week: I can't really complain - but my husband might have one. See below.
Movement: Yes, although most people think I'm lying - this little stinker fell asleep for her NST Wednesday and she refuses to move for Tim - if he so much as LOOKS at my belly, she freezes.  The second he turns away, she karate chops my belly in three different directions. I think she'll make a liar out of me when she gets out of here. I can just see myself telling people she can walk like a pro, and then she never walks for anyone but me.
Food cravings/aversions:  Salty stuff. Nothing healthy. I'm trying to force feed myself healthy foods so I don't feel too guilty. But I can have dairy again, and I'm grateful!
Symptoms: Swelling, as per usual. The leg swelling is horrendous - my legs don't even look like they belong to me anymore.  Plus, pregnancy acne is back!  Hooray! (Where is the font for sarcasm?)
Looking forward to: Bringing her home.  Although, the other night we realized we had to get in some husband-wife quality time while we still could.  We were debating going to the movies l because we were so tired, but when I brought up that we wouldn't be able to just pick up and go out like that in a matter of weeks, we both dragged out butts out the door.  Love you, little nugget who will soon be the reason I won't have a huge social life anymore :) Kidding, of course I'd rather stay home with baby!